Human Achievement

So I thought of an invention. It'd be like a sled. You know the kind you use to slide down hills when its snowing. Except instead of a regular sled, you could use it in the summer time too. And instead of being a sled shape, it'd be a disc. But instead of using the disc to slide down a hill, you insert this disc into a dvd player, and it will play a video of people having sex with each other on your TV. I'll call it a defibrillator.