Self-Defense

I feel completely safe walking alone at night. I know Feng Shui. Anyone that messes with me will be completely out of zen by the time I'm through with them. Good luck attaining non-discriminatory awareness after that Mr. Mugger.

Clairvoyance

If you haven't noticed, fortune cookies are boring. They are so vague and general that they could easily apply to anybody. And most of the time they aren't even fortunes, just sayings and words of wisdom. I know we've all fantasized about this at some point. But If I could write my own fortune cookie fortunes, they would all be oddly specific. Like "Duck!" or "You should go with the red comforter, it totally goes with the drapes and it would really tie the room together."

The More You Know

Baby Names

It's final. I've decided when/if I get a son/daughter his/her name will be Weapon X. No matter how much my wife contests. He would be the coolest kid in school. Everyone would want to hang out with Weapon X. Wouldn't you? Not to mention he would always be picked first for kickball ("Thats right, we got Weapon X on our team, now what are you going to do?") And a name like that will subconsciously give him all the confidence he needs to be awesome at everything. Do your son/daughter a favor and name him/her Weapon X, he will thank you for the rest of his life.

Does God Exist?

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Alter Ego

My alter ego is an inanimate object. Occasionally, I will lie down and do nothing for long periods of time.

I've been accepted

So this is what I received today.

Congratulations! Your film, "Winston Churchill Overdrive," has been selected to be screened at the Homegrown Film Festival!

You are eligible to win an 8GB Ipod Nano if your film is judged by our panel to be the best in the Animation category. The Film Festival event will take place on Friday, April 4th in the Worsham Theater in the Student Center.

Basically my film has been selected to be screened at the Student Film Festival at my college. (The University of Kentucky). I'm pretty excited (even though I know its rubbish, and I only had 2 weeks to complete it) If anyone wants to see it. Here it is. http://youtube.com/watch?v=RTY8lRfYITY

Skittles

So I was ready to go to bed at around midnight last night. Completely exhausted, I could hardly keep my eyes open. But before I rested I decided to have a few skittles. After that I couldn't sleep until 6 am. I am now convinced that Skittles are the equivalent to methamphetamines. I may have been the first, but I surely won't be the last to realize this. It won't be long until you'll find people buying red dye #40 and will be caramelizing sugar in their kitchens; attempting to make homemade skittles (which is dangerous because they aren't chemists) and they will sell them to minors without shame.

Constructive Deception

I think its time we upload videos to youtube entitled Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. However when they click on the link, they find out they have been swindled and its actually something informative and interesting.

So I started a blog

I'm not usually one for blogs, but I figured it'd be a neat way to organize my thoughts, so here I am.