Skittles

So I was ready to go to bed at around midnight last night. Completely exhausted, I could hardly keep my eyes open. But before I rested I decided to have a few skittles. After that I couldn't sleep until 6 am. I am now convinced that Skittles are the equivalent to methamphetamines. I may have been the first, but I surely won't be the last to realize this. It won't be long until you'll find people buying red dye #40 and will be caramelizing sugar in their kitchens; attempting to make homemade skittles (which is dangerous because they aren't chemists) and they will sell them to minors without shame.